The Phantom Holding Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Ref: "Number Samuel Sr., that's a flag." Samuel Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Samuel Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.