The Phantom Holding Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Samuel Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Samuel Sr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Samuel Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.