The Inch-Short Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Samuel Sr.'s stadium. Only over Samuel Sr..
- Samuel Sr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Samuel Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.