The Hamstring Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Samuel Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Samuel Sr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Samuel Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Christian McCaffrey
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.