The Late Scratch Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Samuel Sr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Samuel Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.