The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Samuel Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Samuel Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.