The Hamstring Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Samuel Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Samuel Sr., Samuel Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.