The Snap Count Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- The QB looks at Samuel Sr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Samuel Sr., Samuel Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.