The Hamstring Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Samuel Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Samuel Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Samuel Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.