The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Samuel Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Samuel Sr.'s stadium. Only over Samuel Sr..
84%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Samuel Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.