The Shadow Coverage Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Samuel Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Samuel Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.