The Shadow Coverage Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Samuel Sr.'s stadium. Only over Samuel Sr..
- Samuel Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Samuel Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.