The Butter-Finger Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Samuel Sr.'s stadium. Only over Samuel Sr..
- Samuel Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Samuel Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.