The Shadow Coverage Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Samuel Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.