The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Samuel Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Samuel Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.