The Phantom Flag Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Samuel Sr. was due a breakout.
- Samuel Sr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Samuel Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.