The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.