The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Samuel Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Samuel Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Samuel Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.