The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Samuel Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- The QB looks at Samuel Sr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Samuel Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.