The Hamstring Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Samuel Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.