The Hamstring Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Broncos defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
80%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Broncos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.