The Mystery Tweak Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boston's stadium. Only over Boston.
75%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Boston, Boston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.