The Shadow Coverage Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Boston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.