The Inch-Short Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Boston's stadium. Only over Boston.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Boston, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.