The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“The QB looks at Boston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Boston scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.