The Shadow Coverage Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- The broadcast shows Boston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.