The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“The QB looks at Boston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Boston, that's a flag." Boston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.