The Hamstring Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Boston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Boston scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.