The Phantom Holding Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.