The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Boston finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Boston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.