The Snap Count Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Henry on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Henry's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.