The Fumble Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Henry finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henry's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Christian McCaffrey
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- James Cook III
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- Ashton Jeanty
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- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
- Josh Jacobs
FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.