The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Christian McCaffrey
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- James Cook III
- Saquon Barkley
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- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
- Josh Jacobs
FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.