The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Henry on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Henry is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Henry's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.