The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Henry is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
90%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Henry drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.