The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Henry's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Henry drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.