The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Henry is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.