The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Henry runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.