The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Henry will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Henry drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.