The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Henry gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Henry drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.