The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Henry scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henry's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.