The Mystery Tweak Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Henry runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
81%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.