The Sack Spiral Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.