The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.