The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.