The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.