The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Watson, the end zone is a rumor.
- Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
76%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.