The Sideline-Scold Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.