The Sideline-Scold Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Watson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.