The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.